Being pregnant sounds kind of cool

OK, let me explain...someone in my office just found out she's pregant and everyone started cooing (including me cause I couldn't help it, dammit!) and rubbing her tiny belly and I thought, "Hey, that sounds like fun." I mean, I'd love to have a reason to eat any and everything I wanted, and I really like having my belly rubbed.

And then I remember what happens when you're done being pregnant. And that shit's kind of scary.

So, maybe I'll just get fat.